And the UGLIEST CAR MADE TODAY AWARD Goes to:

This thing:
Multipla 1

I'm glad I don't drive a Fiat Multipla.
I mean imagine driving to dinner on a date in this thing..

My only conclusions:
The designers: The result of smoking too much crack while listening to Enya.
The buyers: Apparently Fiat has a profitable market in the UK with these things.
Perhaps they are mostly purchased by crazy British soccer moms.

All I can say is damn:
Multipla 2

Runners up:
Subaru Baja, Toyota Echo, Cadillac CTS, Buick Rendezvous,
Chevrolet Avalanche and its Escalade counterpart,
Pontiac Aztec, Honda Element, Chevrolet Monte Carlo

(All apologies if you drive anything listed :))